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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Instead of having a cigarette after sex, Chuck Norris heads outside and brands his cattle.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the ”Circle of Life”.