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A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is ”Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down.

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.