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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther’s womb.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period.

Count from one to ten. That’s how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you…Forty seven times.

There is no Control button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.