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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

There is no face behind Chuck Norris´ beard. There is only another fist.