Fem sanningar
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
On his birthday Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
When taking the SAT, write ”Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score 8000 points.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
